This page is intended as a directory of sorts to my various writings. I wrote a ton of reviews and interviews for Walls of Fire (as spacehamster) and SoundBase Online (as mm) and the now-defunct renewal webzine. I've been meaning to compile a list of links to all those articles, but there are over 200 of them, so don't expect that to happen anytime soon.

The Return of the Father
I wrote this for a literature seminar in March 2007. The internet being what it is, I figured it would be a good idea to remove the title page with all the contact info, but otherwise, this is what I handed in, complete with all the parts that make me cringe.

The Truth About Heterosexuality
A series of columns at This was originally meant to be monthly, but as you can see, that didn't happen. Expect very sporadic updates.

March 2005
April 2005: The Two Lectures
May 2005: Mama's Boys
September 2005: Get Laid... or Else.
August 2006: The Suffering Stud

other articles
Most of my articles disappeared into limbo when the site was re-coded from scratch a few years ago and never resurfaced. Here's what's still on there.

Shopping Sucks
Da Hicks Is Back!
How to Quit Smoking in 13 Easy Steps